it feels like the screen actually shakes woahhhhhh
Please don’t tap the glass it frightens the bloggers
Ain’t no party like a Microsoft paint party
i like how the gray/black/white squares are like
“can u not”
When you open an exam paper and can’t even answer the first question
oh yeh fuck…”everything happens for a reason” hmmmmm
Today in maths, someone behind me said “I’m cold.” and my automatic response was to reply “Hi cold, I’m dad.” and in that moment, I realised. That I, a sixteen year old girl, had become a dad.
I made this a while ago and I don’t know when I’d ever use it so I’m just gonna post it whatever man
PROPHET LIKE IT’S HOT
hair game: bulletproof
Ladies and gentlemen, a one of a kind, limited edition, Vladmir Putin butt plug.
friends who talk about your weird kinks with u
someone peed ON TOP of the toilet like not on the seat on the TOP where the flush button is i can’t believe this i’m the youngest person who uses this toilet i’m thinking about putting up a poster